      The Argosy

Oh, we are the Argonauts,
The Argonauts are we.
We write our code in Modula
And sometimes hack in "C".

Ada's not the girl for us --
Too ample in the waist.
A language designed by committee
Is foreign to our taste.

Yes, we love the Orange Book;
It makes us feel so good.
We believe in Bell and LaPadula
As much as anyone could.

*** JUNK FROM HERE DOWN***
*VAX comment*
7
6
8 The VAX is such a wondrous beast
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Network access is our thing;
we ride from host to host.
The Site Admin's can't track us down
They think they're seeing ghosts.

Documentation we shun,
writing it is a bore.
If we wanted users to get things done
we'd let them dump the core.



(NEEDS MORE PUNS!!!)
